theprincesskelley:

fatsexybitch

I love how every time you reblog something from me, it gets a bunch of notes….

theprincesskelley:

fatsexybitch

I love how every time you reblog something from me, it gets a bunch of notes….

squ1dgy:

This is by far the greatest picture I’ve ever seen on Instagram omfg

squ1dgy:

This is by far the greatest picture I’ve ever seen on Instagram omfg

foxycum:

queendecuisine:

transientsoulscribbles:

facemath:

Greatest Hits, Part 1

Tyler tho… Shit

Goodbye.

I’m calling the police

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

is that the younger son from weeds?

outoutbriefcandle:

nokiabae:

peak performance art


This is a great project

outoutbriefcandle:

nokiabae:

peak performance art

This is a great project

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

gagallifrey:

katyhudsson:

mermaidhotel:

undeadthug:

secret-deluxe:

me:

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