brbimpoopin:

Florida.

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

doctorsilencewillfall:

doctorsilencewillfall:

doctorsilencewillfall:

so i came out on Facebook today…

i still can’t believe i did this

i swear when i did this doge was still relevant and funny…

DYING.

doctorsilencewillfall:

doctorsilencewillfall:

doctorsilencewillfall:

so i came out on Facebook today…

i still can’t believe i did this

i swear when i did this doge was still relevant and funny…

DYING.

aphius:

Can Elsa create any kind of snowmen she wants?

Stay tuned for alternate Anna (Kristoff/Hans) version

The only important Frozen post.

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

jasminescarpet:

*gives standing ovation*

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

beach-butt:

My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT